January 2010
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I Refuse To Get Up Early
…just to keep up on Tumblr posts.
That’s a reasonable place to draw the line, right?
I guess I probably shouldn’t call in to work just to catch up either.
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That’s what makes it worse than cheating yourself into thinking that you had...
– trashandluxury
**I can’t believe she was only 15 when she wrote this.
Am I lucky or unlucky for putting that feeling off for twice as long?
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You say potato, I say vodka.
– Karen Walker (via misshavisham) (via constantflux) (via shorttermobsessions)
It’s like a potato with most of the calories removed :)
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Jennifer Love Hewitt: "I bedazzled my vagina" →
lindsayhuffman:
missworld:
joemuto:
“After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady,” she said. “It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in [my book] on how women should vagazzle their vajayjays.”
Is this a new thing? Wouldn’t it hurt to have sharp pieces of glass glued to your lady business?
What the shit.
I just had to reblog this. How often...
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My views on eating Pussy. Vaj. Poon. etc.
unkommonstorie:
crazysixelacool:
determinedone:
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nycitysam:
There’s a couple things that guys/girls tend to forget when they’re eating pussy.
you’re eating PUSSY. not JUST the clit. Sure, the clit is the most sensitive part of the poon but just because you know she’ll nut by you playing with it doesn’t mean u can STAY on it the whole damn faceRide. Best believe, i learned...
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When my ex and I broke up I think I was more upset...
(via bitesizedangel)
Totally totally understand that.
I think that’s kinda how I feel about everything attached to my old life.
Sadly I’m not sure knowing that makes it any easier to deal with.
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Waking Up Is Hard To Do
One cigarette. No coffee.
I have to stop staying up until 6am. Or I have to remember to buy coffee and cigarettes on the way home.
How am I supposed to face the world to get coffee when I haven’t had coffee? It makes no sense!
Fuck makeup. Fuck clothes. Fuck it all. I’m going to the store in sweatpants.
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